Stat

I used to hate statistics
in high school they made you
calculate the sum of shit by hand
formulas were all that matter
Expensive calculators
You had to learn them for grades
But now I had to write them for work
42 percent of excess heat goes to ocean
Percent of have no clean water
Percent of women

I write them statistics so much
I started to care

There is a 1 percent chance
You will ever read this
(Obviously I made that up)

But come to think of it
Statistics is what we do
To people to help other people
Comprehend how much they should care
Otherwise,
It's all formula
Expensive calculators
Highschool bullshit